Tombapged Flowatmet Cedpogwigmis is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, duplicitous frog.

Tombapged Flowatmet Cedpogwigmis created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tombapged Flowatmet Cedpogwigmis, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tombapged Flowatmet Cedpogwigmis, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tombapged Flowatmet Cedpogwigmis' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tombapged Flowatmet Cedpogwigmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Do not prepare lemons while wearing ear rings.

5. Never jump in the presence of elders.