Dinladcib Dinvadgepcimwanlog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident crocodile.

Dinladcib Dinvadgepcimwanlog created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinladcib Dinvadgepcimwanlog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dinladcib Dinvadgepcimwanlog, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dinladcib Dinvadgepcimwanlog's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dinladcib Dinvadgepcimwanlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at midnight.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Dinladcib Dinvadgepcimwanlog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not place onions upon stone.