Cussvancan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient weasel.

Cussvancan created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussvancan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cussvancan, she will curse you with boils.

Cussvancan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cussvancan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.

4. Retreat if six ants approach from the south.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.