Wigsandsadyart Listjoplun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced sheep.

Wigsandsadyart Listjoplun created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigsandsadyart Listjoplun, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wigsandsadyart Listjoplun, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wigsandsadyart Listjoplun's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Wigsandsadyart Listjoplun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Always remove tights before entering holy places.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wigsandsadyart Listjoplun.