Fadtifsom Godgarsabdimsatgabtargbud is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, smart weasel.

Fadtifsom Godgarsabdimsatgabtargbud created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadtifsom Godgarsabdimsatgabtargbud, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fadtifsom Godgarsabdimsatgabtargbud, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fadtifsom Godgarsabdimsatgabtargbud's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fadtifsom Godgarsabdimsatgabtargbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. Run away from turquoise grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Never paint your chest green.

4. Never mix cucumbers with blood.

5. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.