Bintargtip is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, resourceful mink.

Bintargtip created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bintargtip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bintargtip, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bintargtip's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bintargtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Never prepare rice during winter.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never wear fawn stockings on sacred days.

5. Do not commit murder.