Spagbimbid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous salamander.

Spagbimbid created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagbimbid, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Spagbimbid, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Spagbimbid's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Spagbimbid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Spagbimbid.

3. Worship no other gods but Spagbimbid.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.