Cimbellkad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking weasel.

Cimbellkad created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cimbellkad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cimbellkad, it will turn you into a rat.

Cimbellkad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cimbellkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

2. Run away if seven mites approach from the west.

3. Never feed tomatoes to capybaras while wearing brown shorts.

4. Never record secrets.

5. Never remain prostrate at dusk.