Rowflatfid is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, competent hare.

Rowflatfid created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowflatfid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rowflatfid, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rowflatfid's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Rowflatfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to nine before sleeping.

2. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Do not place apples upon stone.

5. Do not record numbers concerning stars.