Bag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, blissful swallow.

Bag created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bag, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bag's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mice with great respect.

2. Run away if four squirrels approach from the west.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not keep seven seals in a large pit.