Flowhadnat Tighonort Quartcublarp is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, conceited jackal.

Flowhadnat Tighonort Quartcublarp created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flowhadnat Tighonort Quartcublarp, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flowhadnat Tighonort Quartcublarp, it will turn you into a rat.

Flowhadnat Tighonort Quartcublarp's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Flowhadnat Tighonort Quartcublarp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Flowhadnat Tighonort Quartcublarp in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not hop at forests.

3. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.