Hundodyar is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty otter.

Hundodyar created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hundodyar, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hundodyar, she will send minions to preach to you.

Hundodyar's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Hundodyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after monkeys.

2. Never allow tapirs to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Retreat if four turtles approach from the south.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.