Cimstragapp is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, stupid deer.

Cimstragapp created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimstragapp, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cimstragapp, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cimstragapp's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cimstragapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Put Cimstragapp first in all things.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Always help swans.

5. Cimstragapp loves moths, so they must be honoured.