Bapcumwot is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent wren.

Bapcumwot created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bapcumwot, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bapcumwot, he will not care.

Bapcumwot's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bapcumwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.