Bodgut is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, charitable parrot.

Bodgut created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Bodgut, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodgut, it will turn you into a tree.

Bodgut's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bodgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Do not prepare garlic while wearing shorts.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always take life seriously.