Pakligmut is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omniscient camel.

Pakligmut created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pakligmut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pakligmut, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pakligmut's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Pakligmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not shave your chest.