Gardamhak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient fly.

Gardamhak created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gardamhak, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gardamhak, she will not care.

Gardamhak's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gardamhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow whales to witness sacred rites.

2. Never point your legs toward the east during prayer.

3. Never adorn your back with mauve markings.

4. Feed all hungry rats.

5. Always wear brown.