Godvilveg is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain guinea pig.

Godvilveg created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godvilveg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Godvilveg, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Godvilveg's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Godvilveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not keep three eagles in a large pit.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Godvilveg.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.