Fedzogtabbom Tettisawsom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced wolf.

Fedzogtabbom Tettisawsom created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedzogtabbom Tettisawsom, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fedzogtabbom Tettisawsom, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fedzogtabbom Tettisawsom's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Fedzogtabbom Tettisawsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.