Jadhinpid is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, self-confident crow.

Jadhinpid created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadhinpid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jadhinpid, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jadhinpid's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Jadhinpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Run away from yellow tortoises, for they are unholy.

3. Jadhinpid must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Jadhinpid loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

5. Never write about dark energy.