Tonkmadcub is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, calm cat.

Tonkmadcub created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkmadcub, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tonkmadcub, he will send minions to preach to you.

Tonkmadcub's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Tonkmadcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

4. Never talk about gravity near eagles while wearing magenta hats.

5. Always help moths in need.