Rillcim Mabfatzed is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome goat.

Rillcim Mabfatzed created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillcim Mabfatzed, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rillcim Mabfatzed, it will ignore you.

Rillcim Mabfatzed's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Rillcim Mabfatzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always store peas above ground.

4. Always obey Rillcim Mabfatzed's priests.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.