Sag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, temperamental dingo.

Sag created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sag, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sag's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near cats while wearing brown rings and balancing four gold spheres on your head.

2. Hide from green tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Do not prepare garlic while filled with anger.