Tipmonnillapp is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, humane jellyfish.

Tipmonnillapp created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipmonnillapp, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tipmonnillapp, she will turn you into a hamster.

Tipmonnillapp's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Tipmonnillapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather seven manatees in one place.

2. Do not wear hats marked with indigo.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Do not kill turtles.