Dapdimven is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unthoughtful dugong.

Dapdimven created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapdimven, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dapdimven, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Dapdimven's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dapdimven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Do not record secrets concerning dwarf planets.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. You must love Dapdimven.