Vilwegguplan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive raccoon.

Vilwegguplan created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vilwegguplan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vilwegguplan, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Vilwegguplan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Vilwegguplan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.