Saglipban is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, benevolent hyena.

Saglipban created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saglipban, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Saglipban, she will remove you from existence.

Saglipban's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Saglipban's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never approach mountains carrying ash.

5. Always help sick moths.