Tofdodsis is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable raccoon.

Tofdodsis created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofdodsis, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tofdodsis, it will try to impress you with trees.

Tofdodsis' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tofdodsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tofdodsis.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Do not place cherries upon stone.

5. Always remove shoes before touching carbon.