Zoddimlim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful gnu.

Zoddimlim created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zoddimlim, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zoddimlim, she will not care.

Zoddimlim's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Zoddimlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Never think about special relativity near dogs while wearing pink boots and balancing five titanium spheres on your face.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Zoddimlim loves mice, so they must be respected.