Ripvonksab Zanarfhog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet whale.

Ripvonksab Zanarfhog created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripvonksab Zanarfhog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ripvonksab Zanarfhog, it will be very unhappy.

Ripvonksab Zanarfhog's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Ripvonksab Zanarfhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist balance.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Ripvonksab Zanarfhog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

5. Hide from green sheep for they are unholy.