Tadjinsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unjust bee.

Tadjinsaw created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Tadjinsaw, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tadjinsaw, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tadjinsaw's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tadjinsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about special relativity near goats while wearing mauve dresses.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.