Cinwipgig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, tranquil rhinoceros.

Cinwipgig created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinwipgig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cinwipgig, she will send minions to preach to you.

Cinwipgig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cinwipgig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cinwipgig three times a day.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never paint your back white.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.