Cendinnill is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented human.

Cendinnill created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Cendinnill, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cendinnill, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cendinnill's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cendinnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick birds.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never eat apples on fasting days.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.