Ladflanhit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil swan.

Ladflanhit created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladflanhit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ladflanhit, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Ladflanhit's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Ladflanhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Never point your head toward the south during prayer.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never touch blood while tainted.