Gupgatyartun Gebbad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, kind bee.

Gupgatyartun Gebbad created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Gupgatyartun Gebbad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gupgatyartun Gebbad, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Gupgatyartun Gebbad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gupgatyartun Gebbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

2. Never wear violet ear rings.

3. Always obey Gupgatyartun Gebbad's priests.

4. Never wear white shoes on sacred days.

5. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.