Dobzaggem is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring dog.

Dobzaggem created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobzaggem, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dobzaggem, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dobzaggem's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Dobzaggem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not record signs concerning black holes.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Dobzaggem in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear tights marked with yellow.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near horses while wearing gray scarves and balancing seven silver spheres on your feet.