Fatcidbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, moody wyrm.

Fatcidbiss created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fatcidbiss, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fatcidbiss, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fatcidbiss' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fatcidbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Never prepare lemons during winter.

4. Do not prepare figs while wearing kilts.

5. Erect nine copper sculptures of Fatcidbiss on top of important buildings.