Bumhuddid is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome salamander.

Bumhuddid created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumhuddid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bumhuddid, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bumhuddid's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bumhuddid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

4. Hide from red foxes for they are unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.