Gatcapfligfly is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured clam.

Gatcapfligfly created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatcapfligfly, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gatcapfligfly, she will turn you into a sheep.

Gatcapfligfly's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Gatcapfligfly's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never wear violet boots on sacred days.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.