Quafsomlab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring toad.

Quafsomlab created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafsomlab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quafsomlab, he will turn you into a frog.

Quafsomlab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Quafsomlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of elders.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Never remain bowed at midnight.