Cissdibsat is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, blissful goose.

Cissdibsat created a photon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissdibsat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cissdibsat, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Cissdibsat's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cissdibsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow turtles to witness sacred rites.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Always remove shorts before touching zinc.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.