Cinnadgigtan is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing walrus.

Cinnadgigtan created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinnadgigtan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cinnadgigtan, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Cinnadgigtan's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cinnadgigtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always count to seven before sleeping.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Never cross mountains at dusk.