Popgessfut is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, compassionate bear.

Popgessfut created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Popgessfut, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Popgessfut, he will destroy your favourite star.

Popgessfut's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Popgessfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Popgessfut.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Popgessfut.