Rawnilljad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, intelligent ant.

Rawnilljad created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rawnilljad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rawnilljad, it will try to impress you with trees.

Rawnilljad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Rawnilljad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.