Nadcibsad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, wise eagle.

Nadcibsad created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadcibsad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nadcibsad, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nadcibsad's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Nadcibsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Never mention goats.

3. Always wash your face before prayer.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always wear pink.