Godfligven Nadbonkcen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered scorpion.

Godfligven Nadbonkcen created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godfligven Nadbonkcen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Godfligven Nadbonkcen, she will try to impress you with trees.

Godfligven Nadbonkcen's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Godfligven Nadbonkcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt swans.

2. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Godfligven Nadbonkcen in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never hurt hamsters.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help monkeys in need.