Bephadsat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, deceitful frog.

Bephadsat created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bephadsat, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bephadsat, she will turn you into a tree.

Bephadsat's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bephadsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near whales while wearing white ear rings and balancing three lead spheres on your hands.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bephadsat.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never eat green fruit.