Camzimmis is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever narwhal.

Camzimmis created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camzimmis, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Camzimmis, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Camzimmis' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Camzimmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never approach mountains carrying wood.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Camzimmis in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never adorn your chest with gray markings.

4. Never sit in the presence of sheep.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.