Omtkopquam Taghugcad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unthoughtful cobra.

Omtkopquam Taghugcad created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Omtkopquam Taghugcad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Omtkopquam Taghugcad, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Omtkopquam Taghugcad's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Omtkopquam Taghugcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Run away if seven rats approach from the east.

4. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.