Ruttdanyarl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, caring human.

Ruttdanyarl created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdanyarl, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ruttdanyarl, she will turn you into a rat.

Ruttdanyarl's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Ruttdanyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Hide from mauve shrews for they are unholy.